A Husky Checks Into...
A husky checked into the Heathman Hotel.
A valet led the dog inside.
Right behind, his owners
dragged shiny luggage,
laughing.
To the left,
legs in knee-high, striped socks
protruded from a blue tent.
To the right,
a bundled mass
of a knitted sweater
slumped over,
ass exposed.
A block away,
two Burmese mountain dogs
checked into the Benson Hotel
as a man rode by carrying a bag of cans.
OMGAWD! I live downtown. I think about this all the time when I walk past the Heathman!!
Love it! (Minor correction: I think you mean Bernese Mountain dog)