I saw Donny wearing a Prince Purple Rain t-shirt and debriding a bloody wound on Jaime's left leg. She took a belt from a pint of Old Crow and howled from the burn. Donnie sterilized the wound with a splash of Old Crow and Jamie screamed from the pain. It was right out of cornball Western, you know the kind where Jeff Chandler or Victor Mature plays an Apache. The only detail missing was Jamie biting down on a stick or piece of rawhide.
I thought Dick Cheney had has final demise in the Tank of Death at the Tide Pool Pub in Depoe Bay!