Sweet relief! I busted out of a dive tavern on Main Street Molalla after enduring a profanity-laced tirade against President Biden and socialism delivered to the ceiling by an angry and borderline insane old man. No! No! No! I didn't want to hear bullshit from a Fox News marionette, especially after hiking around Silver Falls State Park, one of the crown jewels of Oregon socialism, earlier that frosty morning, in celebration of my birthday.
Outstanding! Happy belated birthday.